the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button
Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.
I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”
hats off for the ultimate dad joke